i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
Come to join my crew, lad? Welcome aboard!
(Source: yunuen)
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
she really did not want to take my order
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i will forever reblog this
he’s like “i will have NONE of ur shit today!”
LMFAOOOOOOOO!!!
Did this nigga just excused himself? lol
I know I just reblogged this but this shit gets funnier every time I look at it.
“Bitch, why is you touching me? You know what? I can’t deal with no more. I’m outta here. I ain’t got time for this fuckshit.”
This is STILL hilarious to me.
(Source: ForGIFs.com)
Melissa I don’t know how to respond to that post you made about me.
I’M GONNA SMOOCH THAT FACE WHEN I SEE IT TODAY.
There is a huge bug in the house! I’m hiding in the bathroom until it dies!
UPDATE:
My mom killed it with a broom for me. I gave her a medal.
